The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3420. | Juny (hyperionskystorm) | 109.18 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 3421. | Matt (mattlo) | 109.17 | 98% | 2015-03-31 |
| 3422. | George (wiliu) | 109.16 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 3423. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 109.16 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 3424. | josh (josh_) | 109.16 | 96% | 2014-05-17 |
| 3425. | George (georgesummy) | 109.15 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3426. | cole (coldmak) | 109.14 | 97.8% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3427. | Peter (dragpent) | 109.14 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 3428. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 109.14 | 92% | 2012-08-15 |
| 3429. | CherryBlossom (cherryblossom) | 109.14 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 3430. | David (davtrinh) | 109.13 | 92% | 2012-04-22 |
| 3431. | mthd. (pjayys) | 109.13 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3432. | Abhinav (loneranger) | 109.13 | 98% | 2014-11-01 |
| 3433. | helium (helium) | 109.13 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 3434. | xxx (hkron) | 109.12 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3435. | wow (iloevtypos) | 109.12 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 3436. | salad fingers (guuul) | 109.11 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3437. | Teemu (tpudas) | 109.11 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 3438. | Андреј (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 109.11 | 98% | 2016-01-08 |
| 3439. | puchat (puchat) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-05-13 |
| 3440. | TehShrike (tehshrike_colemak) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-11-27 |
| 3441. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 109.10 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 3442. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 109.10 | 97.9% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3443. | Hùng (hungnp) | 109.09 | 99% | 2012-04-06 |
| 3444. | Fudge (furdge) | 109.08 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 3445. | Robert (robertm) | 109.08 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 3446. | aasd (mudd0000) | 109.08 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
| 3447. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 109.07 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3448. | Roby F (robyf) | 109.07 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 3449. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 109.06 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |