Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6223. | jdfalhdkjgahfl (bufanl) | 47.30 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6224. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 47.29 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 6225. | Ajay (ajaytyper) | 47.29 | 95% | 2018-05-01 |
| 6226. | Mohit (mgupta41) | 47.24 | 94% | 2018-03-18 |
| 6227. | Abhishek (abhishek25) | 47.24 | 96% | 2017-06-28 |
| 6228. | Bytes (bytesandbots) | 47.23 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 6229. | 76forever (76forever) | 47.20 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 6230. | Oscar (badbase) | 47.12 | 94% | 2017-11-08 |
| 6231. | Gaurav (gaurav_s) | 47.11 | 94% | 2019-09-26 |
| 6232. | kelm (kelm) | 47.04 | 94% | 2017-09-11 |
| 6233. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 47.01 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 6234. | Crumpet (crumpet_chris) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 6235. | joefranz (joefranz) | 46.99 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6236. | Neeraj (minhasneeeraj) | 46.97 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 6237. | MNM (mnmnour) | 46.97 | 91% | 2017-10-10 |
| 6238. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 46.96 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 6239. | 22Dunix (22dunix) | 46.95 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 6240. | Jan (lucker_cz) | 46.95 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 6241. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 46.95 | 92% | 2020-04-30 |
| 6242. | Aman (akdayma) | 46.95 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 6243. | MUKUND (mukundk) | 46.94 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 6244. | Sean (xgamingteam1) | 46.86 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6245. | vikash (vkas990) | 46.86 | 94% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6246. | William (ithan) | 46.85 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6247. | Sami (fredsaw) | 46.84 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 6248. | LethargicSloth (lethargicsl... | 46.83 | 94% | 2019-11-02 |
| 6249. | Joshua (spunkypancake) | 46.81 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 6250. | Mark (markofsnow) | 46.81 | 94% | 2020-08-15 |
| 6251. | Adam (zzmeprofit) | 46.79 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 6252. | alexander (alexisawesome63) | 46.79 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |