I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11235. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 84.14 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11236. | Carrisa (joyful143) | 84.13 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 11237. | Daniel McEwan (danimal6699) | 84.13 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 11238. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 84.13 | 95.3% | 2025-01-27 |
| 11239. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11240. | Denzel (axium403) | 84.13 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 11241. | svime (svime) | 84.13 | 88% | 2015-07-02 |
| 11242. | Tim (dudemanppl) | 84.13 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11243. | kc (kimmy1919) | 84.12 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11244. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 84.12 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 11245. | Sint (sint11) | 84.11 | 96% | 2025-08-17 |
| 11246. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 84.11 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11247. | Antonio (senny22) | 84.11 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 11248. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 84.11 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 11249. | theo (theoar) | 84.11 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11250. | Bruce (cybwong) | 84.11 | 96.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11251. | wa mankay utok (wamankayutok) | 84.10 | 98% | 2025-09-10 |
| 11252. | Megan (noctive) | 84.10 | 96% | 2016-05-12 |
| 11253. | Insub (dskumpf) | 84.10 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 11254. | Mert (mertle) | 84.10 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11255. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 84.10 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11256. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 84.10 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11257. | David (raginhio) | 84.10 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| 11258. | Travis (7yl3r) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 11259. | D (kiddmoney) | 84.08 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11260. | Samuel (samuelio) | 84.08 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 11261. | Pepin (shortpepin) | 84.07 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11262. | Jan (janwalther) | 84.07 | 98% | 2024-06-12 |
| 11263. | Jose (josel2g) | 84.07 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 11264. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |