I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 888. | (jepslol) | 133.79 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 889. | (ngowayvonne) | 133.78 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 890. | (frncstxavier) | 133.77 | 99% | 2025-10-24 |
| 891. | (jonathanismydaddy) | 133.73 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 892. | (0gundam) | 133.67 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| 893. | (easy_game) | 133.58 | 99.3% | 2024-01-29 |
| 894. | (welddann) | 133.57 | 98.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 895. | Clint (clint_kun) | 133.53 | 100% | 2018-01-26 |
| 896. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 133.51 | 99.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 897. | (typegrinder) | 133.48 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 898. | (happydaffodils) | 133.48 | 98% | 2017-04-15 |
| 899. | (theunknownhero) | 133.46 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 900. | (mathem4ticals) | 133.44 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 901. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 133.43 | 99.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 902. | (v1ncent) | 133.43 | 97% | 2026-04-15 |
| 903. | (lefty6) | 133.40 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
| 904. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 133.37 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 905. | (ironshredder) | 133.34 | 99% | 2024-10-20 |
| 906. | (bilboballins) | 133.32 | 99.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 907. | (furbyparade226) | 133.32 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 908. | nizika (shouronpou) | 133.32 | 97.7% | 2023-06-10 |
| 909. | (cope_and_seethe) | 133.32 | 97.2% | 2024-12-17 |
| 910. | Vince (vincehardy2) | 133.32 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 911. | (abcdefgh1a) | 133.30 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 912. | Lucas (hungie) | 133.29 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 913. | (i_am_the_one_who_types) | 133.28 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 914. | fj0q (fj0q) | 133.26 | 98% | 2026-03-14 |
| 915. | Ashton (codeadept) | 133.25 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 916. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 133.21 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 917. | (derp1) | 133.19 | 99% | 2025-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |