I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11844. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 85.19 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11845. | Gidean (gidean) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11846. | Shirogen (shirogen26) | 85.18 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11847. | Parker (parkerlacey) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11848. | Gumby (gamergunkgumby) | 85.18 | 97.1% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11849. | Sothon (sothon) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11850. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11851. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.18 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11852. | Rhys (hondafit) | 85.17 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 11853. | Brandon (brandony459) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 11854. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.17 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11855. | Erick (smittywerben) | 85.16 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 11856. | NotThatGreat (notthatgreat) | 85.16 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11857. | Brian (ardo88) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11858. | Nada (goldpants) | 85.16 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 11859. | mickey (c2sulli) | 85.16 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 11860. | ghoudiy (ghoudiy) | 85.15 | 100% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11861. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 85.15 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11862. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 85.15 | 98.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 11863. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.15 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11864. | Apple (appleplumt) | 85.14 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11865. | E (tostedlaptop) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11866. | Suvid (lowqi) | 85.13 | 97% | 2025-04-29 |
| 11867. | sami (yunusimtl) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11868. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 85.12 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11869. | mctwerker (mctwerker) | 85.12 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11870. | Rohan (roankar) | 85.12 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 11871. | kevin (kexzh) | 85.12 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 11872. | Shob (shob69) | 85.12 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 11873. | Tanver (tanver016) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |