I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8939. | Douglas (hydraulix16aa) | 89.19 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 8940. | Saulius (zemfry) | 89.19 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8941. | ekoth (ekoth) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 8942. | jake (jakeoha) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8943. | Rave (raveskool) | 89.17 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 8944. | Pavel (lmperius) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 8945. | yaboy (yaboyskinnyweenus) | 89.17 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8946. | David (davebydave) | 89.17 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8947. | Luca (lucaefti) | 89.16 | 99% | 2025-09-21 |
| 8948. | Cathy (procats) | 89.16 | 96.9% | 2025-05-31 |
| 8949. | Carlton (notlrac001) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8950. | Jake (bluewater800) | 89.16 | 98.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 8951. | Tim (micronchip) | 89.15 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8952. | Robbie (r_obbi_e) | 89.15 | 96.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 8953. | Anis (anis22) | 89.15 | 98% | 2023-11-08 |
| 8954. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 89.15 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8955. | krrr (krrr2) | 89.14 | 95% | 2024-12-14 |
| 8956. | Potato (milkbag) | 89.14 | 98.1% | 2024-08-30 |
| 8957. | Faster Than You (Most of th... | 89.14 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8958. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 89.14 | 98.3% | 2024-06-22 |
| 8959. | Kobe (kobeelijah111) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8960. | Qazz (qazztheqazz) | 89.13 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 8961. | Abdallah (akokash) | 89.13 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 8962. | Dupek500 (dupek500) | 89.13 | 87% | 2017-02-03 |
| 8963. | Carless (carless) | 89.13 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 8964. | AlbanianPride55 (pino1101) | 89.12 | 97% | 2026-05-01 |
| 8965. | abhishek (abk_k) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 8966. | Troy (dogepowers) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8967. | jeebus (jeebus0) | 89.11 | 97% | 2025-02-05 |
| 8968. | Tim (thole) | 89.11 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |