As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8027. | tome (tome_narubi) | 88.74 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 8028. | Raw (rawcorn) | 88.73 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 8029. | bri (andrewgarfieldswife) | 88.73 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8030. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 88.73 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8031. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 88.72 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 8032. | max (maxbricker) | 88.72 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 8033. | Nitin (coding_idiot) | 88.72 | 92% | 2017-03-30 |
| 8034. | Aidin (aidin177) | 88.72 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 8035. | karo (karooo80) | 88.72 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8036. | Jason (pilotedan) | 88.72 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
| 8037. | Dean (biollama112) | 88.72 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 8038. | → (tu7oojae1i) | 88.71 | 97.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 8039. | Nerf (nerflongshotuv) | 88.71 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 8040. | Bean (benjamoomin64) | 88.71 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8041. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-01-26 |
| 8042. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.71 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 8043. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 88.70 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8044. | qweqwe (qweu) | 88.70 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8045. | Daniel (dxnme) | 88.70 | 98.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8046. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 88.70 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 8047. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8048. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 88.70 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 8049. | Skill (skill2kill_) | 88.69 | 99% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8050. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 8051. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 88.69 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8052. | no17436 (no17436) | 88.69 | 96% | 2015-09-22 |
| 8053. | v1ruso (v1ruso) | 88.68 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 8054. | car (nostalgiatest) | 88.68 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8055. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 88.68 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 8056. | Kappa (miffle) | 88.68 | 92% | 2015-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |