As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4642. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 98.81 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 4643. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 98.81 | 96% | 2016-08-08 |
| 4644. | Brandon (brandong) | 98.81 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4645. | Chad (chadkouse) | 98.79 | 95% | 2015-08-31 |
| 4646. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 98.79 | 99.5% | 2023-05-31 |
| 4647. | Random (randomhumanlmao) | 98.79 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4648. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 98.78 | 97.8% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4649. | a (apno) | 98.78 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4650. | Rav (impaledbison) | 98.78 | 97.6% | 2024-12-15 |
| 4651. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4652. | David (digtron) | 98.77 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 4653. | C-Radius (musaka) | 98.77 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 4654. | Anders (hysteriac) | 98.76 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| 4655. | Alan (lunatorra) | 98.76 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
| 4656. | ethan (ethanizeta) | 98.75 | 98% | 2024-06-01 |
| 4657. | Genie (genielee) | 98.74 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4658. | stvn (stvn_phnnn) | 98.73 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 4659. | w (wtortle) | 98.73 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4660. | Wade (touchmaster4) | 98.73 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 4661. | Natachai (natachai) | 98.73 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 4662. | m4ngo (_aar0n) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 4663. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 4664. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 98.71 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 4665. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4666. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 98.71 | 98.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 4667. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 4668. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 98.70 | 96.6% | 2025-01-15 |
| 4669. | Fabian (barukie) | 98.70 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4670. | Jo (byunsoryuu) | 98.70 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4671. | Blake (blakeey) | 98.70 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |