I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12311. | Michael Jay (rsbluee) | 81.61 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 12312. | Jake (invmiqx) | 81.61 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12313. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 12314. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 81.61 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 12315. | Ken (kenbrace) | 81.61 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 12316. | Yo (azurewinter) | 81.61 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 12317. | Tom (racytime) | 81.60 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12318. | Ertex (ertex) | 81.60 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 12319. | Kate (larleek) | 81.60 | 97% | 2026-04-17 |
| 12320. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 81.59 | 94% | 2023-01-04 |
| 12321. | tstats[mozra3] (mozra3) | 81.59 | 96% | 2023-12-30 |
| 12322. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 81.59 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12323. | Sebastian (ilikechips) | 81.59 | 98% | 2016-11-07 |
| 12324. | indomitable1 (indomitable1) | 81.58 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12325. | jstorfer (jstorfer) | 81.58 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
| 12326. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 81.58 | 98% | 2026-01-01 |
| 12327. | lena (spacerspacy) | 81.57 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 12328. | rtaiyr (thebussytitan) | 81.57 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12329. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 81.57 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12330. | Noob (touchhyper) | 81.57 | 96% | 2025-07-31 |
| 12331. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 81.57 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 12332. | Mike (mperich) | 81.57 | 99% | 2016-07-25 |
| 12333. | Suvid (lowqi) | 81.56 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 12334. | Sind (sindorus) | 81.56 | 93% | 2017-04-04 |
| 12335. | theo (mewtish) | 81.56 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12336. | Laco (koomp) | 81.56 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 12337. | kookoo (lockloe) | 81.56 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 12338. | David (wavexz) | 81.56 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 12339. | mickey (c2sulli) | 81.56 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 12340. | someone (dontshy) | 81.55 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |