Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3330. | 🐁ᕙ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ᕗ🐇... | 71.99 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 3331. | Pedro (pelohi) | 71.99 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3332. | Benjamin (zhaoyun369) | 71.97 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3333. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 71.97 | 94% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3334. | William (wgall13) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3335. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 71.94 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 3336. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.93 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3337. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 71.91 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 3338. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 71.90 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3339. | Isaac (isaacsil) | 71.89 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3340. | Sue (suevang) | 71.88 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3341. | _dar (e7egy) | 71.84 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3342. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 3343. | sofa (sofaaa) | 71.83 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3344. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 71.83 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3345. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 71.82 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3346. | Someone (tots2me) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3347. | Arman (148038) | 71.79 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 3348. | Great (greatfater666) | 71.78 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 3349. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 71.78 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3350. | Akko (blue_akko) | 71.76 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 3351. | Pedro (chamychamy) | 71.74 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 3352. | Benschi (benschi98) | 71.74 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3353. | Stam (iostamoulis) | 71.72 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3354. | Ahmed (elsayeaa) | 71.71 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 3355. | 「 」 (fruitreaper) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3356. | Siva (avissiva281) | 71.69 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3357. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 71.68 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 3358. | StickInMyButt (chungi) | 71.68 | 95% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3359. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 71.65 | 94% | 2019-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |