It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2613. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_123) | 74.59 | 95% | 2019-07-22 |
| 2614. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 74.58 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2615. | ottuba (ottuba) | 74.58 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2616. | quackity (quackity) | 74.57 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2617. | Josh (syztyqus) | 74.56 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2618. | Gary (thelolrus) | 74.56 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2619. | Ponk (ponken) | 74.55 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 2620. | Jeremy (jermzzz) | 74.54 | 95% | 2018-03-25 |
| 2621. | EroKage (erokage) | 74.49 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2622. | Kylie (kyguy001) | 74.46 | 96% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2623. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 74.46 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2624. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 74.46 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2625. | ppgg (pp__gg) | 74.46 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2626. | James (justjames) | 74.44 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 2627. | Simin (siminsays) | 74.43 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2628. | teleo (teleosquid) | 74.43 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2629. | Impartial (totallyimpartial) | 74.41 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2630. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 74.41 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 2631. | Andy (balisongflips) | 74.40 | 94% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2632. | Sloth (senseisloth) | 74.40 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2633. | John (jgrasso4) | 74.40 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2634. | big (bigfudge14) | 74.39 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2635. | MS (damanthc) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2636. | Brent (brentdrns) | 74.39 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2637. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2638. | h0wLz (h0wlz) | 74.36 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2639. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 74.35 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2640. | juicebox (xsolstice) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2641. | Para (parad) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2642. | noobmaster69 (noobmast3r69) | 74.34 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |