The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15272. | Antti (purifiedd) | 79.45 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 15273. | Darren (bender009) | 79.45 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15274. | wyss (wyss) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 15275. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 79.45 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 15276. | Jules (julesbry) | 79.44 | 89% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15277. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 79.44 | 95% | 2014-12-02 |
| 15278. | KentaD (kentad) | 79.44 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15279. | rofl xd (frostedryx) | 79.44 | 19% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15280. | aptnker (aptnker) | 79.44 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 15281. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 79.43 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 15282. | Sky (skyeastras) | 79.43 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 15283. | aorer (aorer) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 15284. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 79.43 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15285. | Olav (tocke) | 79.43 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15286. | Richard (bshadow4) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 15287. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 79.43 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 15288. | Jesse (j_sse) | 79.42 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 15289. | Ken (demolishedorange) | 79.42 | 96.1% | 2023-08-13 |
| 15290. | Bryan (quacksmack69) | 79.42 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15291. | wonder (life_festival) | 79.42 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 15292. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 79.42 | 91% | 2012-11-19 |
| 15293. | torriz (torriz) | 79.42 | 89% | 2014-01-02 |
| 15294. | JPepperwood (jpepperwood) | 79.42 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
| 15295. | Nghia Duc (nghiaduc) | 79.42 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 15296. | Caleb (cbob) | 79.41 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 15297. | Tetu (bwewts) | 79.41 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 15298. | Ozan (homtiri) | 79.41 | 98% | 2013-01-16 |
| 15299. | Last (laaast) | 79.41 | 88% | 2017-05-06 |
| 15300. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 79.41 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 15301. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 79.40 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |