As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20494. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 59.63 | 95% | 2018-12-08 |
20495. | lowki (lowki_) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
20496. | johnray (jraf23) | 59.62 | 86% | 2015-08-10 |
20497. | Ramesh (ramesh_007) | 59.61 | 94% | 2023-05-18 |
20498. | em (proracerem) | 59.61 | 96.2% | 2023-10-20 |
20499. | Deniz (deniiz) | 59.61 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
20500. | phoenix289 (phoenix289) | 59.61 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
20501. | Christian (nill8nill) | 59.61 | 88% | 2016-12-20 |
20502. | PAWAN (pa_w_an) | 59.60 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
20503. | esskeetit (lukko) | 59.60 | 90% | 2015-10-21 |
20504. | Matt (ikcelaks) | 59.60 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
20505. | Fandom (supernaturalucifer) | 59.60 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
20506. | Bart (bartok) | 59.60 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
20507. | Eddie (godzillasmash_99) | 59.60 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
20508. | Maxwell (ultimatemaxwell) | 59.60 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
20509. | nicolas (suguuss) | 59.60 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
20510. | bumblebeetuna (el_bbjay) | 59.59 | 88% | 2016-06-15 |
20511. | Hector (hector496) | 59.59 | 91% | 2015-12-17 |
20512. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 59.59 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
20513. | bharat (bharatcoder007) | 59.59 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
20514. | Jimmy (jimmylok1234) | 59.59 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
20515. | Simonics (torexor) | 59.59 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
20516. | M (mickeyd_colemak) | 59.59 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
20517. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 59.59 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
20518. | Bark (jeremysammy) | 59.58 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
20519. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
20520. | Lisa (lsth_4) | 59.58 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
20521. | Ben Dover (cheeesehoe) | 59.58 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
20522. | Blue (iceboltz) | 59.58 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
20523. | Fluffy (fluffiegun) | 59.57 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |