So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18122. | (megacrapkin) | 70.81 | 89% | 2014-11-16 |
| 18123. | (flail) | 70.81 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 18124. | (blewris) | 70.81 | 94% | 2014-01-30 |
| 18125. | Aryav (aryav123) | 70.81 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18126. | (soupyy34) | 70.81 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18127. | (augu2236) | 70.81 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 18128. | (justxn) | 70.81 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 18129. | (denekrad) | 70.81 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 18130. | (jammyj0) | 70.81 | 90% | 2016-01-25 |
| 18131. | (kabir4991) | 70.80 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 18132. | (sleeplessmusic) | 70.80 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18133. | (mantitties) | 70.80 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 18134. | (noxstilez) | 70.80 | 89% | 2014-12-08 |
| 18135. | Simone (motonacciu) | 70.80 | 98% | 2016-05-21 |
| 18136. | (rzepkae) | 70.80 | 98% | 2011-08-03 |
| 18137. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 70.80 | 98% | 2012-03-19 |
| 18138. | (ansh5790) | 70.79 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 18139. | (noj8) | 70.79 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 18140. | Teemu (torava) | 70.79 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 18141. | (piemboons) | 70.79 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 18142. | Serguk (serguk) | 70.78 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 18143. | (vien0701) | 70.78 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 18144. | (yoshirin) | 70.78 | 95% | 2012-05-28 |
| 18145. | (pelohi) | 70.78 | 92% | 2015-01-25 |
| 18146. | mo (bbchee) | 70.77 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 18147. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 70.77 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18148. | (moncat) | 70.77 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18149. | (dawsonmoore) | 70.77 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 18150. | (joker80) | 70.77 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 18151. | William (vlakross) | 70.77 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |