I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2691. | Alfred (office123) | 118.02 | 100% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2692. | melonimies (melonimies) | 118.00 | 98.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2693. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 118.00 | 99% | 2022-11-09 |
| 2694. | OMENA (amveryslow67_) | 117.98 | 98.7% | 2025-01-21 |
| 2695. | Davis (bengalman447) | 117.97 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 2696. | america's deadliest god (he... | 117.97 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 2697. | heshashin (chkhsmtyvneli) | 117.96 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 2698. | Jimmy (zen529) | 117.96 | 100% | 2022-12-22 |
| 2699. | dead (karovin) | 117.96 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2700. | Kinesis (kadv2) | 117.94 | 100% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2701. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 117.94 | 100% | 2025-08-14 |
| 2702. | MLG PRO1 (djkeemtart) | 117.94 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 2703. | epigee (epigee) | 117.91 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2704. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 117.91 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 2705. | Baron Nashor (baron_nashor) | 117.90 | 97% | 2017-02-05 |
| 2706. | myaltaccountsthis (myaltacc... | 117.89 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2707. | toprak (topraq) | 117.88 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 2708. | doublesync (doublesync) | 117.86 | 98.8% | 2024-07-31 |
| 2709. | (nickderp) | 117.86 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 2710. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.86 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2711. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 117.85 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 2712. | joash (iamabeater) | 117.85 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2713. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 117.85 | 99% | 2017-05-10 |
| 2714. | A (ag2718) | 117.83 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 2715. | frank (kuromont) | 117.82 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2716. | Cameron (camh) | 117.81 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2717. | Cameu (cameu) | 117.80 | 99% | 2026-01-02 |
| 2718. | Jon (joofers) | 117.79 | 98.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2719. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 117.78 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2720. | pearl (l3hargav) | 117.77 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |