Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1199. | Lasse (pwnchap) | 91.22 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1200. | Joeart (joeart) | 91.19 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1201. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 91.18 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1202. | Andrew (mcentag) | 91.17 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 1203. | Tommy (tortipous) | 91.16 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1204. | Riley (tatty2004) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1205. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 91.08 | 96% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1206. | L (l____t) | 91.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1207. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1208. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1209. | altaire (notchrubble) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 1210. | Chase (kebabsandoz) | 90.94 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 1211. | Chad (chadadada) | 90.93 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1212. | Casual (arrafi121) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1213. | Antonio (chipain) | 90.91 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1214. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 90.86 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1215. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 90.84 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1216. | yong (topcool) | 90.84 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 1217. | BIll (tangyuha) | 90.84 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1218. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.83 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1219. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 90.79 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1220. | Olly (ollllllllllllllllllll... | 90.78 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 1221. | Captain (bobispro2) | 90.73 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1222. | James (blackavar) | 90.73 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1223. | Madison (mnbutler) | 90.70 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1224. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 90.70 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1225. | Morris (h0nny) | 90.66 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1226. | Mylow (mylow) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1227. | Salmon (pillowend) | 90.62 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1228. | Oli (oli94) | 90.59 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |