The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10577. | JK (loljkgo) | 88.19 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10578. | helvetica (helvetica) | 88.19 | 93% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10579. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 88.19 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10580. | Krishen (krishenn) | 88.18 | 97.9% | 2023-07-13 |
| 10581. | Slothsu (beanerbag) | 88.18 | 97% | 2013-06-20 |
| 10582. | salomo (sjmeier) | 88.18 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10583. | Jeff (ruigi) | 88.18 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 10584. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 88.18 | 92% | 2016-07-30 |
| 10585. | Nail (nail99) | 88.17 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 10586. | xLord (the_conquerer) | 88.17 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 10587. | Inox (inox) | 88.16 | 97% | 2012-10-15 |
| 10588. | Steven (df1337) | 88.15 | 91% | 2011-05-21 |
| 10589. | Linus (bicmex) | 88.15 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 10590. | Ian (ianfajardo) | 88.15 | 95% | 2011-12-29 |
| 10591. | Slow мΘşħΞ (letype613) | 88.15 | 92% | 2016-08-09 |
| 10592. | Jay (gohanpra) | 88.15 | 92% | 2011-10-26 |
| 10593. | sloth on sedative (johnbogu... | 88.14 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10594. | Adrian (adriangat) | 88.14 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10595. | Blender (taktisy) | 88.14 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 10596. | yong (topcool) | 88.14 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 10597. | bell (bellflower) | 88.14 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
| 10598. | Cora (bluesunrise) | 88.13 | 91% | 2015-10-26 |
| 10599. | Andrew (narchio) | 88.13 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 10600. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 88.13 | 98% | 2011-05-27 |
| 10601. | Francesco (billyboe) | 88.12 | 99% | 2012-11-22 |
| 10602. | byronze (toqoz) | 88.12 | 96% | 2016-01-22 |
| 10603. | A (chilt0n) | 88.11 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10604. | Kevin (thebachellor) | 88.11 | 92% | 2012-07-27 |
| 10605. | Jochwa (djoshuahebert) | 88.10 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 10606. | Kashif (brownman69) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |