So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9787. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 86.13 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 9788. | Áron (junkpot) | 86.13 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 9789. | Đặng Minh (dangminhhaiitc) | 86.13 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 9790. | Tom (gazi243) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9791. | Czarek (kopytko95) | 86.12 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9792. | Bluee (wellbruh) | 86.12 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 9793. | Smuff (smuff) | 86.12 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 9794. | aspirar (aspirar) | 86.12 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9795. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 86.12 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9796. | Henrique (henriquemalta) | 86.12 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 9797. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 86.12 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9798. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 86.12 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9799. | Scan (scherzo) | 86.12 | 97% | 2013-09-03 |
| 9800. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 86.12 | 96% | 2016-07-09 |
| 9801. | BadScam (badscam) | 86.11 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 9802. | Nate (natekropp) | 86.11 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 9803. | Dado (top1posto) | 86.10 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9804. | John (jmorn) | 86.09 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9805. | Hans (loedolff) | 86.09 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 9806. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 86.09 | 84% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9807. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 86.09 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9808. | Will (enthed) | 86.08 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 9809. | Imou (imoumon) | 86.08 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9810. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 86.08 | 97.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9811. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 86.08 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 9812. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 86.08 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 9813. | Broatio (broatio) | 86.08 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
| 9814. | Omni (omzi) | 86.07 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9815. | wicked (wicked505) | 86.07 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9816. | Ymerej (evilolive) | 86.07 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |