I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10255. | jayjaytoes (ursussysusej) | 89.44 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 10256. | Violet (rxviolet) | 89.44 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 10257. | Maxwell (encryptaurum) | 89.44 | 95.7% | 2023-11-06 |
| 10258. | mtk (mdtareque) | 89.44 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 10259. | Cao Sy Hai Long (caosyhailo... | 89.44 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 10260. | John (stanfree3) | 89.44 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10261. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 89.44 | 99% | 2019-07-08 |
| 10262. | Cyle (cyleyt) | 89.44 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 10263. | Delta (vipripboy) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 10264. | Steven (kandby) | 89.43 | 98.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 10265. | Skits (tidal_wave) | 89.43 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 10266. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 89.43 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 10267. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 89.42 | 98% | 2026-04-19 |
| 10268. | Grace (joemama659) | 89.42 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 10269. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 89.42 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10270. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 10271. | tootuff (tootuff) | 89.41 | 98% | 2024-03-21 |
| 10272. | Karlee (kinzupa) | 89.41 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10273. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 89.40 | 94.5% | 2024-11-16 |
| 10274. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 89.40 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 10275. | Hamza (hamza_malick) | 89.40 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10276. | jeet (ken202) | 89.39 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 10277. | Luis (goodywoody) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 10278. | Megalithic (megalithic) | 89.39 | 96.7% | 2023-09-16 |
| 10279. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 89.39 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 10280. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 89.39 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10281. | hula (wasd1234) | 89.38 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 10282. | Ethan (cooo1114) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 10283. | Olu (olubean) | 89.38 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 10284. | Raffael (raffael89) | 89.37 | 96% | 2026-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |