Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31174. | Francisco (pile) | 51.34 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 31175. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 51.33 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 31176. | monty (mintos) | 51.33 | 90% | 2013-02-06 |
| 31177. | Joe (rocket514) | 51.33 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 31178. | Shashi (shashianand230) | 51.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 31179. | Will (williamjdd) | 51.32 | 94% | 2022-11-20 |
| 31180. | KampiiTV (noahmarvin) | 51.32 | 90% | 2014-05-13 |
| 31181. | Ramson (rammun) | 51.31 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 31182. | kosuke (kosuke) | 51.31 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
| 31183. | Ellena (vera678) | 51.31 | 92% | 2013-11-02 |
| 31184. | roro (roro9) | 51.31 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 31185. | Vijay (victorious_3333) | 51.30 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 31186. | Aryan (aryanchaudhary) | 51.30 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 31187. | Billy (onlychance) | 51.30 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 31188. | The Llama (callmellama) | 51.30 | 95% | 2017-10-19 |
| 31189. | Markus (nesci) | 51.30 | 90% | 2013-04-02 |
| 31190. | lilliano (lntran25) | 51.29 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 31191. | Yani (theghak) | 51.29 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 31192. | Amjad (baigsap) | 51.29 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 31193. | oh (tony3c23) | 51.29 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 31194. | ripxzone (ripxzone) | 51.28 | 92% | 2015-01-27 |
| 31195. | Chirag (coldblow) | 51.28 | 93% | 2022-11-24 |
| 31196. | Jonathan (mango_train) | 51.28 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
| 31197. | Sasha (paraboloid) | 51.28 | 95% | 2016-02-15 |
| 31198. | Charcoal (zend00) | 51.28 | 93% | 2020-01-15 |
| 31199. | Ocean (masayocean) | 51.28 | 93% | 2016-07-24 |
| 31200. | Tac (akotac) | 51.28 | 90% | 2011-11-25 |
| 31201. | Patrik (fejtly) | 51.28 | 91% | 2017-05-02 |
| 31202. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 51.28 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
| 31203. | Ahat (ahatjon) | 51.27 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |