Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5081. | Ivo (ivosu_10) | 53.46 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5082. | Suyog (earthisflat) | 53.45 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5083. | dex (sodextra) | 53.43 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5084. | Ruben (ru3en14) | 53.42 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5085. | Maccy (amaccy) | 53.42 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5086. | Levon (lazer_zx5) | 53.42 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 5087. | Lary (larylo1025) | 53.42 | 94% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5088. | ngoc (skidrowracer) | 53.39 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 5089. | Setons (setonsgrandpa) | 53.38 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5090. | Hamza (hsheirah7504) | 53.38 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 5091. | ju yun (schylarker) | 53.38 | 96% | 2018-08-05 |
| 5092. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 53.36 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5093. | Brenden (embracesc2) | 53.36 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5094. | Gabe (lukeimyourdaddy) | 53.35 | 95% | 2018-03-20 |
| 5095. | Controller Player (countarc... | 53.34 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5096. | Marcos (marcos100) | 53.33 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 5097. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 53.32 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5098. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 53.32 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5099. | tontin (tontinvicinta) | 53.32 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5100. | adam (adswire) | 53.31 | 93% | 2020-09-05 |
| 5101. | Alex (moistepid) | 53.29 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 5102. | G-Flow (rg3000385) | 53.29 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 5103. | Vladimir (vvargasd) | 53.28 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 5104. | Halo (halo1) | 53.27 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 5105. | Billy (onlychance) | 53.26 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 5106. | matan (malsonic) | 53.25 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5107. | HEMEL (sm_hemel) | 53.25 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5108. | Joseph (njoe2424) | 53.23 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 5109. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 53.23 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5110. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 53.23 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |