So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4532. | Matt (wallanator) | 100.30 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 4533. | (hannumberone) | 100.30 | 96% | 2014-09-17 |
| 4534. | ... (everclear) | 100.29 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 4535. | Doen (gielieanogies) | 100.29 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| 4536. | (jenn_lu) | 100.29 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 4537. | (eremophilia) | 100.29 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4538. | (combsto) | 100.28 | 98% | 2013-09-13 |
| 4539. | (dice111) | 100.28 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 4540. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 100.27 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 4541. | (bling1009) | 100.27 | 97% | 2011-10-04 |
| 4542. | (friendofpyrex) | 100.27 | 98% | 2014-11-13 |
| 4543. | Bruce (milothatch) | 100.27 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 4544. | (iaminvisible) | 100.27 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 4545. | (pcho946) | 100.26 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 4546. | (pananers) | 100.26 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4547. | Ethan (zeusqck) | 100.25 | 96.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4548. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 100.24 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 4549. | (varaxo) | 100.24 | 96% | 2012-11-10 |
| 4550. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 100.24 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 4551. | (benexclaimed) | 100.24 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 4552. | Benny (guyismylastname) | 100.23 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 4553. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 100.23 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 4554. | (m_bezrutchka) | 100.23 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4555. | (italianstallion3) | 100.23 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 4556. | (noupdate) | 100.22 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 4557. | Ambie (ambierona) | 100.22 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 4558. | Brendan (chainsawarms) | 100.21 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
| 4559. | Next (nextjk) | 100.21 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 4560. | asdf (shrug) | 100.21 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 4561. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 100.20 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |