I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9707. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9708. | Peza (peza_93) | 86.63 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 9709. | James (jamoose) | 86.62 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9710. | Avery (superflytypeguy) | 86.62 | 96% | 2024-07-06 |
| 9711. | Malek (destroyah104) | 86.62 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 9712. | Nick (neepwithin) | 86.62 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9713. | Jack (sacredpro) | 86.62 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9714. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 9715. | Fabio (misemono) | 86.61 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9716. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.61 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 9717. | Rica (ricajane) | 86.60 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9718. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 86.60 | 97.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9719. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9720. | Tidus (tidus402) | 86.59 | 99% | 2019-12-28 |
| 9721. | Ed (ed841) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9722. | Ansar (paxaq) | 86.59 | 96.3% | 2023-11-26 |
| 9723. | proovend (proovend) | 86.58 | 95% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9724. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 86.58 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9725. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 9726. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 9727. | Oscar (oscarfeldman) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9728. | Sander (5andos) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9729. | Guest (le_type) | 86.57 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9730. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 86.56 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 9731. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 86.56 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9732. | Ethan (conanethan) | 86.56 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9733. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 86.55 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9734. | Tom (twrig144) | 86.55 | 95.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9735. | hardik (labeitazer) | 86.55 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 9736. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 86.55 | 93% | 2015-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |