And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11016. | David (hydandata) | 95.72 | 99% | 2015-10-17 |
| 11017. | danny (moumou) | 95.72 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 11018. | Brennen (uglyer) | 95.72 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 11019. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 95.72 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 11020. | Juan (juanyougay) | 95.72 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11021. | can't type :) (void7750) | 95.72 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11022. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 95.72 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 11023. | Vaishnav (thecookingcardsman) | 95.72 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 11024. | kimmy (kimmyl11) | 95.71 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 11025. | Matt (t0035) | 95.71 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 11026. | yoyokeepitup (keepitup) | 95.71 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11027. | ayush (rocky1708) | 95.71 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11028. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 95.71 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 11029. | typingishard (dweepers) | 95.71 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11030. | Vu (3nim3) | 95.71 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11031. | Jacob (solace72) | 95.71 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 11032. | William (horriblejoy) | 95.70 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 11033. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 95.70 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 11034. | Imi (migrant) | 95.70 | 98% | 2013-11-29 |
| 11035. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 95.70 | 95% | 2017-05-07 |
| 11036. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 95.70 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11037. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 95.70 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11038. | I am (slowdown4me) | 95.70 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11039. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 95.69 | 97.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 11040. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 95.69 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 11041. | Debajyoti (deehzee) | 95.68 | 99% | 2011-11-13 |
| 11042. | TC (kingwirch) | 95.68 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 11043. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 95.68 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 11044. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 95.68 | 97.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11045. | Fred (freddieking17) | 95.67 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |