As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7623. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 89.29 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
7624. | framespersecond (indires) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
7625. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
7626. | Jackson (jackson1216) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
7627. | Wassi (wasiio) | 89.28 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
7628. | mo (ceiba) | 89.27 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
7629. | LemonCatTAT (kiddie_sallie) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
7630. | Zoom Zoom (soccerman12345) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
7631. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 89.27 | 98.6% | 2023-09-21 |
7632. | . (brazalik) | 89.27 | 93% | 2015-04-05 |
7633. | Sudin Bagale (sudamaharidas) | 89.26 | 99.1% | 2024-10-03 |
7634. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 89.26 | 96% | 2025-03-09 |
7635. | wiyu (wiyu) | 89.26 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
7636. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
7637. | strayduck (strayduck) | 89.25 | 99% | 2024-11-05 |
7638. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 89.25 | 93% | 2016-12-25 |
7639. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 89.24 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
7640. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
7641. | Driew (driew) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
7642. | Danny (iidannyt) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
7643. | yj (yjsnpi) | 89.24 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
7644. | Dambi (tomino) | 89.24 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
7645. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.23 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
7646. | ethan (minimomo) | 89.22 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
7647. | Aytac (aytac_neigel27) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
7648. | Joel (xsinova) | 89.22 | 100% | 2017-12-07 |
7649. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 89.21 | 98% | 2025-05-26 |
7650. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 89.21 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
7651. | Hamood (obamathebunga) | 89.21 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
7652. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |