Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2653. | Alec (abahrami) | 80.12 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2654. | Ruzzel (ruzzelwidjaja) | 80.11 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2655. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 2656. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2657. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 80.10 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2658. | my name (skrrtskrrtskrrrt) | 80.07 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2659. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 80.07 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2660. | Rae (gigimarie) | 80.05 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2661. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 80.05 | 99% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2662. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 80.04 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2663. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 80.03 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2664. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 80.03 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2665. | Grey (greygod) | 80.03 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 2666. | a (nhap96) | 80.03 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2667. | they used to say we would n... | 80.01 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2668. | Koby (basedone) | 80.00 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 2669. | codekrodile (codekrodile) | 79.98 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2670. | tome (tome_narubi) | 79.98 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2671. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 79.97 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2672. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 79.96 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2673. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 79.95 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 2674. | Xun (xunboyy) | 79.95 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2675. | Jonathan (itzjonny) | 79.94 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2676. | JP (jpuppey) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 2677. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 79.92 | 99% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2678. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2679. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 79.92 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2680. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 79.91 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2681. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 79.91 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2682. | Allen (coraza) | 79.91 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |