So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5853. | Norris (xcnorris) | 96.08 | 95% | 2013-09-08 |
| 5854. | Sal (salspring) | 96.08 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5855. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 96.08 | 90% | 2017-04-04 |
| 5856. | keripik (_o_k_s_) | 96.08 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 5857. | Joseph (jwkeating99) | 96.08 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5858. | Quinn (jasminqueen) | 96.08 | 89% | 2012-09-08 |
| 5859. | stanley (fran0neal) | 96.08 | 95% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5860. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5861. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 96.07 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5862. | Derek Hao (derekhh) | 96.07 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5863. | Jaakko (jaakko_virtanen) | 96.06 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5864. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 96.06 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| 5865. | Goodwmyfingers (polterg3ist) | 96.05 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5866. | mati (taux) | 96.05 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5867. | Reko (rekoreko) | 96.05 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5868. | ゆうや (yuuyashirato) | 96.05 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 5869. | Blake (eastexodus) | 96.04 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 5870. | Tom (tomc1231) | 96.04 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5871. | Wilton (opdydx) | 96.04 | 95% | 2012-03-29 |
| 5872. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5873. | aoeu (proportional) | 96.03 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5874. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 96.03 | 96.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5875. | Nick (pletlibo) | 96.02 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5876. | sean (phrozee) | 96.01 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 5877. | superepic (superepicpig) | 96.01 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5878. | Matt (dankhank) | 96.01 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 5879. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.01 | 89% | 2016-08-03 |
| 5880. | Misty* (annaree) | 96.01 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
| 5881. | Diana (typinglover1023) | 96.00 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5882. | JGoFuego (jgofuego) | 96.00 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |