I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12888. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12889. | Roland (radambc) | 80.17 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12890. | Blake (samuryon) | 80.17 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12891. | J (jackbillplatypus) | 80.16 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 12892. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 80.16 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 12893. | Mr (mraxolotl) | 80.16 | 95% | 2023-05-27 |
| 12894. | Fedor (fedor4994) | 80.16 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12895. | George (peposss) | 80.16 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 12896. | Blake (skidaddle) | 80.16 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 12897. | Tarazan (tarazan_169) | 80.15 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 12898. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12899. | Michael (baomoichoi122) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 12900. | Jaemi (jaimeathedisco) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12901. | SaberTooth (boogalooga) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 12902. | Hussain (hussain50) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12903. | John (mccornville) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12904. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 80.14 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12905. | Meet (meet27) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12906. | Brian (malachi77) | 80.14 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12907. | pennani (pennani) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12908. | Veer (the_veer) | 80.13 | 95.6% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12909. | Danny (dropthetree) | 80.13 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 12910. | oli (olijuice) | 80.13 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 12911. | lecctron (lecctron) | 80.12 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12912. | Majestic (majesticfry) | 80.12 | 94.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12913. | Elliot (gofire8) | 80.12 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12914. | Brock (k0gu) | 80.12 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
| 12915. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 80.11 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12916. | shiva100wpm (shiva100wpm) | 80.11 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12917. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 80.11 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |