I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9102. | matt8221 (matt8221) | 88.92 | 96.4% | 2023-12-15 |
| 9103. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.92 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9104. | Doomguy (vader_) | 88.92 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9105. | Tortoise (tortoise9) | 88.91 | 99% | 2025-12-12 |
| 9106. | Andrew (andy_pie) | 88.91 | 97.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 9107. | Noah (ausertoremember) | 88.91 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 9108. | Andrew (andrewfbr) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9109. | Caitlin (camislav) | 88.91 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9110. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 88.90 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 9111. | dvorak (dvorak0211) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9112. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 88.90 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9113. | kevin (kexzh) | 88.89 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 9114. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 9115. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 88.89 | 97% | 2026-05-09 |
| 9116. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 88.89 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9117. | Soup (k2824262) | 88.89 | 99% | 2017-05-02 |
| 9118. | Shanna (hungrypotato) | 88.88 | 98.7% | 2024-07-09 |
| 9119. | nkrose (nkrose) | 88.88 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 9120. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 88.88 | 98.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9121. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 88.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 9122. | Gabriel (tohm) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 9123. | Jackery (hamshank) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 9124. | rallicknico (rallicknico) | 88.87 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9125. | giorgi (archangel2535) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 9126. | stabby stab (darkholdwizerd) | 88.86 | 95.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 9127. | Connor McCoy (mccoycon000) | 88.85 | 93.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 9128. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 88.85 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 9129. | Evan (elin4046) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9130. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.85 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 9131. | Jump (toadjump) | 88.84 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |