The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12373. | Mitu (euraka) | 42.01 | 97% | 2015-07-13 |
| 12374. | Sultonkhuja (khodja) | 42.01 | 92% | 2015-09-10 |
| 12375. | The (theone) | 42.01 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 12376. | jeremy (jaserboy123) | 42.01 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 12377. | Ostap (bushmills) | 42.00 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12378. | Demask (demaskuwu) | 42.00 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12379. | Abdelrahman (abdelrhaman_sh... | 42.00 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12380. | Antti (andyokami) | 42.00 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 12381. | Ashutosh (vegeta_2001) | 42.00 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12382. | Tierra (sunniegirl1996) | 42.00 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 12383. | Norman (nlviands) | 42.00 | 89% | 2014-09-18 |
| 12384. | Andrew (acr21) | 41.99 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12385. | speed (ronilp) | 41.99 | 83% | 2014-04-13 |
| 12386. | Trần (beboe) | 41.99 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 12387. | daniesh (daniesh) | 41.99 | 92% | 2018-04-15 |
| 12388. | Nilabjo (nilabjo2008) | 41.99 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 12389. | L (llopx) | 41.98 | 94% | 2022-04-09 |
| 12390. | reena (reenasmart21) | 41.98 | 93% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12391. | pragya (pragya1234) | 41.98 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 12392. | Ben Parish (tocoolforschool) | 41.98 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
| 12393. | Samlan (cuties) | 41.98 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12394. | jack (keepergamer1) | 41.97 | 94% | 2020-05-12 |
| 12395. | Bernar (ickzterz) | 41.97 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 12396. | Pushkar (psachdeva) | 41.97 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 12397. | Gray Hound (asdat0r) | 41.96 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 12398. | Ralexy (itsxralexy) | 41.95 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 12399. | :o (jess_heart) | 41.95 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12400. | Hou (hou_sopheak@yahoo.com) | 41.95 | 91% | 2013-06-22 |
| 12401. | Santos (santeets) | 41.94 | 94% | 2019-04-17 |
| 12402. | Tomas (samot64) | 41.94 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |