See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5467. | Jon (awulright) | 97.37 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 5468. | pam (mik0wle3e) | 97.37 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 5469. | Jacques (jacqueswk) | 97.36 | 98% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5470. | J (hahafunfun) | 97.36 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5471. | IG (icelandicgambit) | 97.36 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5472. | Filip (sucicf7) | 97.36 | 97% | 2025-11-27 |
| 5473. | Lijun (lijun99) | 97.35 | 100% | 2023-04-01 |
| 5474. | Brigita (bribri01) | 97.35 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5475. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 97.35 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 5476. | logan (lacton44) | 97.35 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 5477. | anonim (anonim2011) | 97.35 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 5478. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 97.34 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 5479. | Justin (justintam556) | 97.34 | 98.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5480. | Rekzy (harry5841) | 97.34 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5481. | Francisco (cdt1) | 97.34 | 100% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5482. | Evan (notrabe) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5483. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 97.30 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5484. | Olav (tocke) | 97.30 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 5485. | Tomo (tzxb018) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 5486. | okki (okkiniikko) | 97.29 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5487. | Josh (imjosh174) | 97.28 | 96.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 5488. | Krishen (krishenn) | 97.28 | 98.8% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5489. | tstats[mikeoxlongfrfr] (mik... | 97.28 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5490. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 97.26 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5491. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 5492. | Martin (martinthebest) | 97.25 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5493. | ꧁༒☬刀Ξ℣ł₦ ☬... | 97.25 | 100% | 2020-10-15 |
| 5494. | Aquarius (aquarius852) | 97.24 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 5495. | Donald (hotdognalds) | 97.24 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 5496. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 97.24 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |