Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1548. | Matthew (mattymoo728) | 86.40 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1549. | J (nubcup) | 86.40 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1550. | Jarod (sorakame) | 86.39 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1551. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 86.37 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1552. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 86.36 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1553. | steph (doyoupikachu) | 86.36 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1554. | Judah (galford165) | 86.35 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1555. | Bryan (bchristman95) | 86.34 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1556. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 86.31 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1557. | mo (mobeats) | 86.31 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1558. | Haseeb (haseeb_fa) | 86.29 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1559. | joe (lerler246) | 86.28 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1560. | sjorn (sjorn) | 86.28 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1561. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 86.26 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 1562. | 🏀James (warren123) | 86.25 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1563. | Z (jaredezane) | 86.25 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1564. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 86.23 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1565. | Toby (toby_) | 86.23 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1566. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 86.23 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 1567. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 86.21 | 100% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1568. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 86.21 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1569. | doniee (doniee) | 86.20 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1570. | Joanne (joannealicia) | 86.16 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1571. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 86.13 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1572. | Josh (teemoing99) | 86.11 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1573. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 86.10 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1574. | Dustin (dustinkazi) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1575. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 86.09 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1576. | Kevin (kev011701) | 86.04 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 1577. | Nerx (rshield) | 86.04 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |