I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 5483. | Thomas (onlyphams) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5484. | Jay (jaysoju) | 98.98 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5485. | Chynna (chynnatown) | 98.98 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 5486. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-06-11 |
| 5487. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 98.98 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5488. | Jrome (jromepowernais) | 98.98 | 96% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5489. | Sid (sidcode) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5490. | J (jonahj45) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 5491. | panacotta (panacotta) | 98.95 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5492. | 9fingerstyle (readjust) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5493. | saxum (saxum) | 98.95 | 96% | 2016-12-24 |
| 5494. | sho (shocho) | 98.94 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 5495. | Macy (macylace) | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5496. | Raymond (rng9512) | 98.94 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5497. | Emily (ylime7088) | 98.94 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
| 5498. | Andreas (cuyo) | 98.94 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5499. | Tn (tniful) | 98.93 | 98% | 2015-08-01 |
| 5500. | lauren (kdix10) | 98.92 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 5501. | Reuben (reubensong) | 98.92 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5502. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 98.90 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 5503. | Dvorak (kkqu) | 98.90 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5504. | Kimo (kimota) | 98.89 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5505. | Big (bigmike6) | 98.89 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5506. | Marcus_Aurelius (marcus_aur... | 98.88 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 5507. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 98.88 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5508. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5509. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 98.88 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 5510. | Caleb (calebx) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5511. | Dark (ysbegirm_123) | 98.88 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5512. | weicer (weicer) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |