Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3139. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3140. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.56 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 3141. | EM_K (em_k) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 3142. | 131251 (mcumento) | 75.56 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 3143. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 75.56 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 3144. | Peter (pyesh) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3145. | James (springwadder) | 75.54 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3146. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 75.52 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 3147. | Alex (alexph) | 75.51 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3148. | TD (pussiahma) | 75.49 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3149. | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 3150. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3151. | pansui (pansuizeliang) | 75.45 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3152. | sophia (sophiacav) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3153. | Jason (goosejuice) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3154. | Matti (d3_aston) | 75.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3155. | Tyler (tmpkiwi) | 75.41 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3156. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 75.39 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3157. | Zach (zweezus) | 75.38 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3158. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 75.36 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3159. | Ian (ianlang123) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3160. | Praynr (praynr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3161. | Maros (wlkvr) | 75.34 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 3162. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 75.34 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3163. | tobias (thandschin) | 75.33 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3164. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 75.33 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3165. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3166. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 75.33 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 3167. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3168. | Jonas (outofdeltav) | 75.31 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |