So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34265. | Kimberly (kimberly8508) | 44.30 | 92% | 2015-03-31 |
| 34266. | Mohamed (mido_haitham) | 44.29 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 34267. | Adas (fast_as_snail) | 44.29 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 34268. | ThePastor (pastor3974) | 44.29 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| 34269. | Michal (chlorek) | 44.29 | 90% | 2011-12-17 |
| 34270. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 44.29 | 93% | 2017-06-12 |
| 34271. | Simon (9410besi) | 44.28 | 94% | 2017-07-05 |
| 34272. | Balhe (balheazvan) | 44.28 | 86% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34273. | milky (milkyway) | 44.28 | 97% | 2014-12-27 |
| 34274. | SAM (lsh66191239) | 44.27 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 34275. | Riman777 (riman777) | 44.27 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 34276. | Trung (rohan86) | 44.27 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 34277. | Alamin (alamin81) | 44.27 | 97% | 2017-01-26 |
| 34278. | pp (pper114) | 44.26 | 93% | 2022-07-26 |
| 34279. | Habibullah (habibullahhussa... | 44.26 | 94% | 2021-10-14 |
| 34280. | Louis (lightningpirate) | 44.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 34281. | Lukas (wayne13515) | 44.25 | 86% | 2014-08-19 |
| 34282. | Ty (tmax) | 44.25 | 94% | 2011-12-10 |
| 34283. | Only wan? (ewan_2) | 44.25 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 34284. | Tiffany (tiffanyannesinn) | 44.25 | 90% | 2016-03-18 |
| 34285. | cliff (cahard) | 44.25 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 34286. | Jeralyn (jls1638) | 44.24 | 89% | 2015-04-22 |
| 34287. | Prateek (prateek2112) | 44.24 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 34288. | Brus (greksmek) | 44.24 | 93.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34289. | Gautam (gbasak) | 44.24 | 90% | 2017-02-13 |
| 34290. | Hai (voduyhai) | 44.24 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 34291. | aljames (alphjames) | 44.24 | 94% | 2011-05-31 |
| 34292. | Morgothom (morgothom) | 44.23 | 87% | 2013-01-09 |
| 34293. | Abhishek (abi_roseate) | 44.23 | 89% | 2014-07-28 |
| 34294. | Dale (bladetype) | 44.22 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |