So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2245. | Jaluu (jnightx) | 112.17 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 2246. | Gee (igee) | 112.14 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 2247. | Caleb (puresm0k3) | 112.13 | 85% | 2015-04-10 |
| 2248. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 112.13 | 98% | 2013-08-06 |
| 2249. | Di (kali_08) | 112.13 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 2250. | Hilary (quebone) | 112.12 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
| 2251. | dingly (dinglydo) | 112.11 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2252. | Jacky (jacky5510) | 112.11 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 2253. | charty (koeppcm1) | 112.10 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 2254. | Christian (cslarsen) | 112.10 | 96% | 2017-05-01 |
| 2255. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 112.09 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 2256. | Haidar (michiganman89) | 112.09 | 89% | 2015-10-12 |
| 2257. | Jake (jakegee) | 112.08 | 95% | 2013-05-27 |
| 2258. | LB (man_onatree) | 112.06 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 2259. | Matthew (watkins7) | 112.05 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 2260. | (tyleryoung210) | 112.05 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2261. | Gabe (polisciguy) | 112.04 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 2262. | Domz (vdom) | 112.04 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 2263. | Tofu (thetofu) | 112.04 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 2264. | tania (tlee120) | 112.04 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2265. | Ishaan (linger1109) | 112.02 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 2266. | Diego (dantepw) | 112.01 | 99% | 2019-10-15 |
| 2267. | Juprai (juprai) | 112.01 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 2268. | Joey (joeypv) | 112.01 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 2269. | . (hanthedude) | 112.00 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2270. | Adrian (orangebase) | 112.00 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 2271. | boltman (boltman) | 111.99 | 91% | 2016-02-09 |
| 2272. | Dan (dwilt) | 111.98 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2273. | R (unicorn_lover) | 111.97 | 93% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2274. | BLACKā ROCK SHOOTER (seik) | 111.97 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |