And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3623. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 117.84 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 3624. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 117.84 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 3625. | Ryan (ryanriv) | 117.82 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 3626. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 117.82 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 3627. | (calculusnut) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3628. | (idyll) | 117.81 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 3629. | (slow_india) | 117.81 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 3630. | (kyameron) | 117.81 | 91% | 2013-12-24 |
| 3631. | (stelmosfire) | 117.81 | 94% | 2012-12-01 |
| 3632. | (heyitskyle) | 117.80 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 3633. | Lloyd (milanh) | 117.80 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 3634. | Nhân (hvnhan) | 117.80 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 3635. | (sethwigget) | 117.78 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3636. | (tencion) | 117.78 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 3637. | just_ab (just_ab) | 117.77 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3638. | Max (winstonlisa) | 117.77 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3639. | tania (tlee120) | 117.76 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3640. | (alberttheslime) | 117.76 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 3641. | Anno (annodomini) | 117.76 | 99% | 2012-02-14 |
| 3642. | Sunny (sunnylee0123) | 117.75 | 98% | 2014-10-13 |
| 3643. | (mike444) | 117.75 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 3644. | איתי (etay5621) | 117.75 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 3645. | tstats[qwfpjl] (qwfpjl) | 117.74 | 98.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3646. | Sean (cortalos) | 117.74 | 99% | 2014-10-10 |
| 3647. | (speedymcgee) | 117.74 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 3648. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 117.74 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 3649. | Neil (nelichte) | 117.73 | 97% | 2015-08-24 |
| 3650. | (dorksquad) | 117.73 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 3651. | スレトロン (slethron) | 117.72 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 3652. | (rofflewoffles) | 117.72 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |