The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16032. | (fierywormz) | 77.82 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| 16033. | (kelvin_jesus) | 77.82 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 16034. | (rafchixx) | 77.82 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 16035. | (tsuxk) | 77.82 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 16036. | (siryao) | 77.82 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 16037. | (shek___) | 77.82 | 95% | 2014-01-09 |
| 16038. | (wonginator1221) | 77.82 | 91% | 2014-04-08 |
| 16039. | (rockerhieu) | 77.82 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 16040. | (pr69) | 77.81 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 16041. | (pecola88) | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 16042. | (whistleblower) | 77.81 | 97% | 2012-10-19 |
| 16043. | (nielrebe) | 77.81 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 16044. | (pensiveporcupine) | 77.81 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 16045. | (tommy5902) | 77.81 | 90% | 2016-05-11 |
| 16046. | (adarsh1001) | 77.81 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 16047. | (ocbeach) | 77.81 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 16048. | (tlee119) | 77.80 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 16049. | devr (devr) | 77.80 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 16050. | Keagan (ngerks) | 77.80 | 96.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16051. | (phcox_hunter) | 77.80 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16052. | panacotta (panacotta) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 16053. | (micklepru) | 77.80 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16054. | (3geosyog) | 77.80 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 16055. | (leofuller) | 77.80 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 16056. | (sairenkisaki) | 77.80 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 16057. | (ebradford) | 77.79 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 16058. | (aricebento) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 16059. | (cheruphim) | 77.79 | 90% | 2011-10-23 |
| 16060. | (demure) | 77.79 | 92% | 2016-05-15 |
| 16061. | (cpandar) | 77.78 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |