So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5018. | (qoull) | 98.55 | 96% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5019. | (wajes) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 5020. | (entropian) | 98.54 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 5021. | (tokarth) | 98.54 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 5022. | (aeroplaneking) | 98.53 | 97.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5023. | Edwin (edweezy) | 98.52 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 5024. | Deiru (deiru) | 98.52 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 5025. | (neverrefresh) | 98.52 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 5026. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5027. | (phlegmatic) | 98.51 | 100% | 2012-11-06 |
| 5028. | (omgitstheyang) | 98.50 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5029. | (goats_24_2) | 98.50 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 5030. | (nebula) | 98.50 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5031. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5032. | (furox) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5033. | (redsquidz) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5034. | (evarlese13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5035. | Rold (rakiabodyjm) | 98.48 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 5036. | N W (niwore) | 98.48 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5037. | (pickles3201) | 98.48 | 96.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5038. | (tlee119) | 98.48 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5039. | (srd93) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
| 5040. | (nori_rng) | 98.48 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5041. | (rookohk) | 98.47 | 95% | 2012-06-24 |
| 5042. | (clam) | 98.47 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 5043. | (ryung) | 98.47 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 5044. | (jmich052) | 98.47 | 100% | 2014-12-23 |
| 5045. | (tvuan) | 98.46 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5046. | Majo (mjgirl2) | 98.46 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 5047. | (schlamski) | 98.45 | 100% | 2023-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |