So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30313. | Phanie (stephstep) | 52.33 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 30314. | John (johnzan) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 30315. | 9109.99 (achiragao) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 30316. | thien (dizzyvn) | 52.33 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 30317. | Johnny (ronjohn) | 52.33 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 30318. | Rajendra (rkarki42) | 52.33 | 95% | 2011-12-08 |
| 30319. | Seth (opiumonom) | 52.33 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 30320. | Nadya (limpylizzie) | 52.32 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 30321. | Ben (jastas) | 52.32 | 86% | 2012-07-29 |
| 30322. | Kamal (kamalk2) | 52.32 | 91% | 2015-04-23 |
| 30323. | Sajid (sajid006) | 52.32 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 30324. | Kinan (kinzo963) | 52.31 | 93% | 2020-04-08 |
| 30325. | Cain (gigabite) | 52.31 | 93% | 2021-05-10 |
| 30326. | Vianey (vnamartinez) | 52.31 | 90% | 2016-07-18 |
| 30327. | Type_racer (type_race) | 52.31 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
| 30328. | ndvhung_ctt (ndvhung_ctt) | 52.31 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 30329. | phynex (phynex) | 52.30 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 30330. | mini (mini_is_my_name) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 30331. | Eric (ericniyigaba) | 52.30 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
| 30332. | Ren (reniyuh) | 52.30 | 94.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 30333. | duy (duyswampert) | 52.30 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| 30334. | Tran (tleanh) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 30335. | Lubomir (lanastasov) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 30336. | manoj (mjbx) | 52.29 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 30337. | Islam (islam_anwer) | 52.29 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 30338. | Christian (allen2021) | 52.29 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30339. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 52.29 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
| 30340. | Historical (historicalskink) | 52.29 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 30341. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 52.29 | 95.1% | 2021-01-27 |
| 30342. | kk (kkrustic) | 52.29 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |