If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5465. | Brendon (typicalshao) | 108.99 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 5466. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 108.99 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 5467. | Sean (smor729) | 108.98 | 99% | 2025-12-09 |
| 5468. | - (1dkanymore) | 108.98 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 5469. | Shadow (shadowkitten) | 108.98 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5470. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 108.98 | 99.1% | 2024-03-31 |
| 5471. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 108.98 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5472. | Ryan (bigrr) | 108.97 | 99.1% | 2024-10-23 |
| 5473. | Qly (ariqly) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5474. | (typist215) | 108.96 | 96.9% | 2023-12-03 |
| 5475. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 108.96 | 99% | 2023-08-29 |
| 5476. | tstats[ekonz] (ekonz) | 108.95 | 98.3% | 2024-08-05 |
| 5477. | exno (exno_) | 108.94 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5478. | Olcay (kinataki) | 108.94 | 99.1% | 2024-10-10 |
| 5479. | Peter (beterban) | 108.94 | 100% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5480. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 108.94 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 5481. | LessThan3 (th3_coolkid4) | 108.93 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 5482. | Luc (lucc) | 108.93 | 98% | 2026-01-06 |
| 5483. | Travis (tlayed) | 108.93 | 98% | 2025-12-12 |
| 5484. | Dragovi (dragovi) | 108.93 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 5485. | tstats[amfctrinidad] (amfct... | 108.92 | 98.7% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5486. | Mike (blitzsiege) | 108.92 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 5487. | Cross (crosscarrier) | 108.92 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 5488. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 108.91 | 97% | 2026-03-20 |
| 5489. | arjun (arjunvor) | 108.91 | 97% | 2024-06-12 |
| 5490. | Grelgor (grelgor) | 108.91 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5491. | (andop) | 108.91 | 98.7% | 2023-07-30 |
| 5492. | Brian (leviatan625) | 108.91 | 100% | 2019-06-17 |
| 5493. | Jacob Livesay (jlivesay) | 108.90 | 98.3% | 2024-03-18 |
| 5494. | chumchumlol (chumchumlol) | 108.90 | 96.2% | 2025-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |