And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9530. | (abc_cs) | 98.45 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9531. | (nluck) | 98.44 | 92% | 2013-01-19 |
| 9532. | (kekky) | 98.44 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 9533. | (gubbagooba) | 98.43 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 9534. | (awesomemanjesse) | 98.42 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9535. | (jcharum) | 98.42 | 97% | 2011-11-24 |
| 9536. | (akgd) | 98.42 | 99% | 2022-09-10 |
| 9537. | (boazthejackpot) | 98.42 | 98% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9538. | (davidrules123) | 98.42 | 95% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9539. | Kate (kate_isabella) | 98.42 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9540. | Jose (josethomas) | 98.42 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9541. | (be_wise) | 98.42 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9542. | (se_yuuki) | 98.42 | 95% | 2016-07-30 |
| 9543. | (mrttomato) | 98.42 | 94% | 2012-06-13 |
| 9544. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 98.42 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 9545. | (chelsea) | 98.42 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 9546. | tlbi (tla109) | 98.41 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9547. | (kiawa88) | 98.41 | 99% | 2015-12-24 |
| 9548. | (booqueefius696969) | 98.41 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 9549. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 98.41 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9550. | (adv000) | 98.41 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9551. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 98.41 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| 9552. | (boquintana) | 98.41 | 100% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9553. | (1leggedhorse) | 98.41 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9554. | (higherfurtherfaster) | 98.40 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 9555. | (ubis) | 98.40 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9556. | (shayan98) | 98.40 | 95% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9557. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9558. | (trevor) | 98.39 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 9559. | (xymos) | 98.39 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |