So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26075. | Zachary (zacharide) | 59.16 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26076. | discolars (discolars) | 59.16 | 88% | 2016-02-21 |
| 26077. | Chaiwit (graphicianz) | 59.16 | 94% | 2012-08-11 |
| 26078. | Henry (xylz) | 59.16 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 26079. | Azizkhan (azizkhan) | 59.16 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 26080. | uann (uann1) | 59.15 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 26081. | Jerry (nimaina) | 59.15 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 26082. | (kngochai) | 59.15 | 88% | 2015-11-19 |
| 26083. | Abdul (aqkk) | 59.15 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 26084. | rhenyx (rhenyx) | 59.15 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 26085. | Pete (peteau) | 59.15 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 26086. | Wanda (upquark) | 59.15 | 92% | 2012-12-20 |
| 26087. | Tukang (tukang) | 59.15 | 93% | 2013-01-15 |
| 26088. | MArcel (marcel01) | 59.15 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
| 26089. | sarah (infiniterace) | 59.15 | 92% | 2011-07-16 |
| 26090. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 59.15 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 26091. | Rick (araishikeiwai) | 59.14 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 26092. | Tim (dragon5453) | 59.14 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 26093. | Cassandra (sandruh) | 59.14 | 89% | 2014-11-28 |
| 26094. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 59.14 | 94% | 2015-06-06 |
| 26095. | Isaac (tkdwarrior) | 59.14 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 26096. | Ikhlas (mkhalis88) | 59.14 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 26097. | berber (berber0518) | 59.14 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 26098. | Travis (daltrav1) | 59.14 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 26099. | Ling Wei (lingwei) | 59.14 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 26100. | khiav (war202122) | 59.14 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 26101. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 59.13 | 90% | 2014-03-12 |
| 26102. | Zandro (zandrocraft) | 59.13 | 93% | 2019-09-26 |
| 26103. | josh (joshjacko) | 59.12 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 26104. | Alan (alanmv01) | 59.12 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |