And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4518. | (always_last) | 113.69 | 100% | 2012-02-26 |
| 4519. | (beeznees) | 113.68 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 4520. | (swamis) | 113.68 | 100% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4521. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 113.68 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 4522. | john (therevolution) | 113.67 | 99% | 2012-02-29 |
| 4523. | (nickneault) | 113.67 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 4524. | (pentadyne) | 113.66 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 4525. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 113.66 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
| 4526. | (halo06) | 113.65 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 4527. | Akash (akashrupela) | 113.65 | 99% | 2013-11-30 |
| 4528. | (tpxer) | 113.62 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 4529. | (hydracord) | 113.62 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4530. | (spykids3) | 113.61 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 4531. | (tamas) | 113.61 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 4532. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 113.61 | 99% | 2016-11-14 |
| 4533. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 113.61 | 99% | 2016-12-21 |
| 4534. | (tjay08) | 113.60 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 4535. | (afluffyflamingo) | 113.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4536. | (drummerjacob) | 113.60 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 4537. | Sydney (sydneykimbell) | 113.59 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4538. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 113.58 | 100% | 2019-04-05 |
| 4539. | Victor (potatoloh228) | 113.57 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 4540. | reckless (wmcbbyld) | 113.57 | 100% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4541. | (mr_hyde) | 113.57 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 4542. | (2cgucdhk) | 113.57 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 4543. | (jollyimpulse) | 113.57 | 100% | 2022-03-03 |
| 4544. | (ogjstrawberry) | 113.57 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4545. | (terrillble) | 113.57 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 4546. | (elfer2k) | 113.57 | 98% | 2013-03-05 |
| 4547. | (alpha800) | 113.56 | 97% | 2013-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |