I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12200. | Katana (katanapanda) | 79.78 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 12201. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 79.78 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 12202. | LULU (luluthecow) | 79.77 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12203. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 79.77 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 12204. | fakaped (fakaped) | 79.77 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12205. | Victor (bigetou) | 79.77 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12206. | Nathan (nchiem25) | 79.76 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 12207. | Henry (rakyuur) | 79.76 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 12208. | Tonchi (tonch1) | 79.76 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12209. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 79.76 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12210. | kc (kcyz) | 79.75 | 96% | 2024-09-09 |
| 12211. | Tom (javor) | 79.75 | 98.3% | 2025-01-02 |
| 12212. | Chaos (chaoszed) | 79.75 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12213. | Megan (danicali) | 79.75 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12214. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 79.74 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 12215. | John (dukescolej) | 79.74 | 95% | 2017-05-19 |
| 12216. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 79.73 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 12217. | torque (tipsytornado) | 79.73 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12218. | Jack (jackattack45) | 79.73 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 12219. | Epic (epicracer10) | 79.72 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 12220. | Grant (bizzynizzy) | 79.71 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12221. | Will (struv) | 79.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 12222. | noob (shak2000) | 79.70 | 93% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12223. | Jack (jackav) | 79.70 | 94% | 2017-04-21 |
| 12224. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 79.69 | 95.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 12225. | South (southbeastgaming) | 79.69 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 12226. | Remainderz (remainderz) | 79.69 | 97.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 12227. | Mihir (plibither8) | 79.69 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 12228. | momimomo (momimomo) | 79.69 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 12229. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 79.69 | 87% | 2017-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |