So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24804. | Sunny (blacksunnyday) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 24805. | Arjun (illuminious) | 60.80 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 24806. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 60.80 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 24807. | Myrhon (meemj) | 60.80 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 24808. | Andersen (buggyboard) | 60.80 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24809. | Opatto (opatto_00) | 60.79 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 24810. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 60.79 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 24811. | JustinBieber2k16Buttholeche... | 60.79 | 97.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 24812. | yassine_oh (yassineoh) | 60.79 | 94.9% | 2023-07-09 |
| 24813. | Tahsin (tahsin82) | 60.79 | 98.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 24814. | Navneet (navgur) | 60.79 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
| 24815. | vigneshwara (vigneshbalaji) | 60.79 | 94% | 2011-05-08 |
| 24816. | Langsam (allez) | 60.79 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 24817. | RichMew2 (brokenmirror) | 60.78 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 24818. | Samay (upadsamay387) | 60.78 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 24819. | BURCU (burcu_akdemir_1989) | 60.78 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 24820. | b (tipo_goat) | 60.77 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 24821. | Brad (hermenbr) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 24822. | tiptopbob22 (tiptopbob22) | 60.77 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 24823. | lucho (colombimbo) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24824. | Naww (naww125) | 60.77 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 24825. | Xavi (xavi1123) | 60.77 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24826. | Jimmy (jimmylee) | 60.77 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 24827. | bui (btv1999vn) | 60.77 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 24828. | phong (phong1040572) | 60.77 | 99% | 2012-03-09 |
| 24829. | f ice (catwang) | 60.76 | 90% | 2016-05-13 |
| 24830. | Jeremy (slorsx89) | 60.76 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 24831. | ravi (ravi76) | 60.76 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 24832. | Nil (nil1714) | 60.76 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24833. | Aldrin (aldrincc) | 60.76 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |