The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15492. | Corey (cgird44) | 79.05 | 89% | 2015-01-21 |
| 15493. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 79.05 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 15494. | Arthur (sagman) | 79.05 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 15495. | kokwak (kokwak) | 79.05 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15496. | emireduardo (emireduardo) | 79.05 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 15497. | ok (herbaltea) | 79.05 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 15498. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 79.04 | 92% | 2012-03-06 |
| 15499. | Bobo (luai27) | 79.04 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 15500. | Stephen (browhoru) | 79.04 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15501. | TexpoKOALA (texpokoala) | 79.04 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 15502. | NV (nnvv) | 79.04 | 95% | 2020-09-25 |
| 15503. | Nick (nickle825) | 79.03 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 15504. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 79.03 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 15505. | Georgi (cybersicherheit) | 79.03 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 15506. | David (lilchuck) | 79.03 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15507. | Abbad (luckseeker) | 79.03 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 15508. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 15509. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 79.02 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 15510. | try (tipewriter123) | 79.02 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15511. | Gurra (halogurra) | 79.02 | 94% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15512. | Teo (themightyghost) | 79.02 | 89% | 2015-06-19 |
| 15513. | running_dog (persists) | 79.02 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 15514. | _les_ (_les_) | 79.02 | 100% | 2018-07-15 |
| 15515. | Nam (namle123) | 79.01 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15516. | Timothy (tboyle6870) | 79.01 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 15517. | Anton (thelegacyz) | 79.01 | 93% | 2013-08-06 |
| 15518. | fatma (fatmaozerr) | 79.01 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 15519. | Moka (moka) | 79.01 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 15520. | Tre (tre_) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15521. | Lawrence (lolrinse) | 79.00 | 93% | 2013-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |