And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16888. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-04-20 |
| 16889. | (plombus) | 83.85 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 16890. | w (wisatong) | 83.84 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 16891. | (spiritup) | 83.84 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 16892. | Thomas (thawindsurfer) | 83.84 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 16893. | navionous (navionous) | 83.84 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 16894. | (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 97% | 2012-03-01 |
| 16895. | ashley (akprice@henrico.gag... | 83.84 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 16896. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16897. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 83.83 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 16898. | (stevedelare) | 83.82 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16899. | (julbball) | 83.82 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 16900. | Griz (realgrizzle123) | 83.82 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 16901. | (cheesetoastman) | 83.82 | 96.9% | 2023-05-18 |
| 16902. | Ian (holeyness) | 83.82 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 16903. | soulengine (soulengine) | 83.82 | 97% | 2015-10-18 |
| 16904. | (tintedrange) | 83.81 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 16905. | (valdo_) | 83.81 | 96.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 16906. | uzi (r3yna) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 16907. | T (talbi) | 83.81 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 16908. | (juppert) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 16909. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 83.80 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 16910. | Gen (genthethief) | 83.80 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 16911. | A (awizard777) | 83.80 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 16912. | (manelvm) | 83.80 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 16913. | (ipboys68) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 16914. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 16915. | Ken (leei) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 16916. | Adam (adamorsomething) | 83.79 | 96.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16917. | (thaicuong65) | 83.79 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |