Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 986. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 93.03 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 987. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 93.02 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 988. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 93.02 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 989. | Kevin (dkvnn) | 92.96 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 990. | Steven (xuqc01) | 92.96 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 991. | Max (maxijazz) | 92.96 | 99% | 2021-08-21 |
| 992. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 92.96 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 993. | heartbeats (jack777) | 92.96 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 994. | Tom (speedor) | 92.92 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 995. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 92.92 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 996. | millionaire (millionairebil... | 92.91 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 997. | Taylor (trob388) | 92.91 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 998. | Amos (amosbird) | 92.89 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 999. | Michael (cobbler) | 92.88 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1000. | dorianmodemusic (djdorian1) | 92.86 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1001. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 92.85 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1002. | पलविंदर स... | 92.84 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1003. | Steven (chillster) | 92.83 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 1004. | Antonio (chipain) | 92.83 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1005. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 92.82 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1006. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 92.82 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1007. | 楽しい (derpygod) | 92.82 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1008. | tw4040 (tw4040) | 92.80 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 1009. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 92.79 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1010. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 92.79 | 100% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1011. | . (epictin500) | 92.77 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1012. | Tj (minotourr) | 92.77 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1013. | Garrett (garrettdfg) | 92.76 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1014. | Steven (fasting) | 92.71 | 100% | 2017-09-04 |
| 1015. | Bardia (l0rd_gamma) | 92.71 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |