The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2989. | Nick (xsagacious) | 123.89 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 2990. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 123.88 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2991. | Redmega (redmega) | 123.87 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 2992. | sanjay (sanjaychitrakar) | 123.87 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 2993. | devin (dmao) | 123.86 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 2994. | ammar (ammar_31) | 123.85 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2995. | jasper (jasper2428) | 123.85 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
| 2996. | Jeffrey (monkojeffrey) | 123.85 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 2997. | N (natejam) | 123.84 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2998. | Gaurab (gg27) | 123.84 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2999. | LOLUMAD (lolumad111) | 123.81 | 98% | 2013-03-18 |
| 3000. | owl (owltiem) | 123.81 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 3001. | Stephen (slepp) | 123.80 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 3002. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 123.78 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3003. | Shutaro (w_h_) | 123.78 | 95% | 2012-03-28 |
| 3004. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 123.77 | 100% | 2012-09-12 |
| 3005. | Albert (tingboy) | 123.76 | 99% | 2012-06-14 |
| 3006. | VY (india_vikas_yadav) | 123.76 | 99% | 2013-12-26 |
| 3007. | Jordan (jordan) | 123.76 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 3008. | Justin (fallenhope) | 123.76 | 98% | 2014-06-05 |
| 3009. | Sabrina (the_ice_within) | 123.75 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 3010. | Paulo (vulas) | 123.75 | 99% | 2016-05-27 |
| 3011. | Aria (ariarr) | 123.74 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 3012. | . (testtt) | 123.73 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 3013. | Jack (10000) | 123.73 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 3014. | Eddie (yhsieh1) | 123.72 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 3015. | Abhinav (loneranger) | 123.72 | 100% | 2014-11-01 |
| 3016. | Aella (aella) | 123.72 | 91% | 2013-08-04 |
| 3017. | J (kabroz) | 123.71 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 3018. | Chloe (skywayavenue) | 123.71 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |